Hi, these are some quotes and/or phrases that I've been
collecting for a while now. Some are taken from magazines, websites,
people on TV or real life and some more are my own. Some of them are in
Spanish because translated wouldn't be that cool or funny.
- "Sólo encuentro un tanto decepcionante el hecho de descubrir que al nacer no fuiste dotado con sentido del humor!"
- Someone
- "En mi defensa, puedo decir que no considero criminal la necesidad
de satisfacer mi curiosidad" - Someone
- "You sleep, but you don't rest"? - E. S.
- "Don't forget to be yourself; there's a reason why
you are who you are!" - Marit L.
- "I'm a workaholic!!" - Me
- "I think I can kiss you for 48 hours, you know why?
Cause I love you!" - Someone
- "I hate the fact that I'm so pop!" - Avril L.
- "I'll let a guy know that I like him, but if a guy
likes me, he can come and get
me!" -
Avril L.
- "Do I look 20% smaller to you?" - SMG
- "It's all about the hair!" - Me
- "Work like you don't need the money, love like you've
never been hurt and dance like nobody is watching!" - Someone
- "I don't throw up Sir!" - Avril L.
- "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally" - WC Fields
- "Who knows? Who cares?" - Avril L.
-"It's
all about karma; it's all gonna come back and hit you in the ass!!" -
Me
-"I'm
not mad, just insane!" - Jo
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"Use mad smileys or something...haha" - Marion R.(M2M)
-"Don't
try to fix me, I'm not broken" - Evanescencee
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"Creating awkward moments is what I do best" - Sooz (As
If)
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"Sugar and Spice and everything is nice" - G. Stefani
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"No he superado a Los Ferris y creo que nunca lo
haré!" - Me
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"None of us is as wise as all of us" - Strawberry Frog
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"You think you know, but you have no idea!" - MTV
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"When something stops being fun for you, you have to
quit it" - Gregster
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"dude, sometimes I wonder if ur on drugs, hahaha" - Sheena
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"we're so shameless ahahahaha, but don't forget we are proud of it" -
Mandy
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"I just wanted to say that I'm really happy coz my hot drummer is
kinda back into my life" - Me
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"OMG JASON BLAH BLAH IS SOOOOOOO HOT!" - Mandy
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"We're not in a relationship, we're just going to marry each other" -
Jo
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"Come on you should kiss boys sometimes! It's good eheheheeh" - Mandy
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"OMG, ppl suck!" - Mandy
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"Personally, I think I sound like Diana too" - Me
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"Behind every man...there's a woman rolling her eyes" - B. Almighty
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"You treat me like a girl...that's awesome" - Mandy's gay friend
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"You just never know" - Me
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"Wow, that's awesome!" - Marion R.
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"Pics can describe and tell a story" - Someone
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"Why'd you kiss me on the mouth? You
thought the way you taste would get me high?" -
Avril L.
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"I love you, too, coordinated ladies!" - J. Mayer
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"Ella me
cuenta de su novio y yo le cuento de mi soledad" - Lili
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"Yes...im.. jarochian??? lololol!" - Gaby
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"Just like the eyes are the window to your soul, the
zipper is the window to your underwear!" - J. McFarland (Will &
Grace)
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"Move over, this chick's taking over!" - Someone
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"Excuse me, I gotta consult my top advisor, Spongebob
Squarepants"
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Someone
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"How did you become the object of my affection?" -
Someone
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"Luke, I am you father...kiss me!" - Mark H. (Blink
182)
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"What is a girl to do when she is not having fun?" -
M2M
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"I want some Taco Bell"
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Taco Bell's slogan
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"Yeah...Rosswell"
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M. Powell (Save Ferris)
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"You're my favorite person to tell jokes!" - Marcela
*to me*
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"I'm sorry, I'm not perfect, okay?" - Gichef
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"I wanna kiss you!" - Evan Kilbourne (Save Ferris) *to
me*
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"It's very nice talking to you!" - T-Bone Willy (Save
Ferris) *to me*
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"This is the first M2M Cake ever!!" ? Marit L. (M2M)
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"Alright, keep on rolling baby"
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F. Durst (Limp Bizkit)
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"My mind is spinning round and round, and I haven't
found someone special"
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Gaby
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"Through the show you'll see me get sexier + sexier,
and hotter + hotter" ? Tom D. (Blink 182)
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"Now I'm going to pee, and when I come back, there
shall be at least 20 replies. Hahaha, the power of me" ? A. Lee
(Evanescence)
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"Guns don't kill people, bad fashion does!" - Carson
(The Fab 5)
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"I love being able to make that much noise!" ? M.
Larsen (M2M)
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"I was sitting in the park one day, wondering why
frisbees got bigger as they came towards you...and it hit me" -
Someone
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"I know I don't know you, but I want you so bad" -
Maroon 5
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"Pants, like shorts, but longer" - Chandler (Friends)
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"Love is blind but not deaf" - M. Raven (M2M)
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"Shameless and proud of it" - The Shameless Girls
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"There's nothing sadistic on my actions" - Bill (Kill
Bill)
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"My baby shot me down" - N. Sinatra
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"What she lacks in age, she makes up for in madness" -
Black Mamba about Go-Go (Kill Bill)
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"Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else
to say, now is the fucking time" - O-Ren Ishii (Kill Bill)
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"Our reputations precede us" - Black Mamba (Kill Bill)
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"Ya
know, for a second there?yeah, I kinda did" - Black Mamba (Kill Bill)
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"Estoy muy chichón, verdad?" - I. Calva
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"Yo canto Timbiriche porque siempre he sido muy
entonada" - Emma
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"Y su perfume de los 80's!" - Gisela *Talking about
Elizabeth, the mean lesbian*
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"Me traje la muertita en la maleta!!" - Mónica Mtz.
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"I want him to know what I know, I want him to know I
want him to know and I want them all to know they'll all soon be as
dead as O-Ren!" - Black Mamba (Kill Bill)
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"Quieren ocultar su nakes en la ironía" - Mario--a
teacher of
mine
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"Nice
msgs, Silvy! That "EATM" thingy is SO classic it rocks! haha See? You
should stop being so neurotic, ppl don't love neurotics! hahaha jk...I
do love ya! lol" - Me
-"Cómo dice ella? TaXi? Como con X??" - Remiliano
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"And I wrote "baby" 3
times in the song and that can never be good" - Lula
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"And yeah, usually,
most Diana's are nice!" - Me
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"I went with this
wonderful t-shirt... it was prolly the t-shirt haha. I just can't wait
until he stares at me again! lol" - Lula
-"Being a rockstar is
so tough!! haha" - Me
-"woohoo have no fear,
mandy's here!" - Jo
-"*runs in slomotion to
Diana* Diiii-aaaaan-aaaaaaaa!!" -Jo
-"*runs in slomotion to
back to Jo* Joooooooo *trips* dammit! I'm okay, I'm okay, I walk this
way...so...Joooo!" - Me
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"Conclusión es a lo que uno llega
cuando de cansa de pensar" - Someone
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- "In situations where
they can't use their talents or are unappreciated, Big Thinkers may be
rude, critical of others or rebellious" - BBC
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"But what I do I do
because I like to do." - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
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"No time for the old
in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter" - Alex (ACO)
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"it was gorgeousness
and gorgeosity made flesh..." - Alex (ACO)
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"La weba y el
aburrimiento me atormentan" - Me
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"I was cured alright" - Alex (ACO)
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"I said no not yes, mother-fuckers!" - M. Powell (Save Ferris)
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"I'm a bad ass girl in a messed up world, I'm a sexy girl in this crazy world, I'm a simple girl in a complex world" - Ashlee Simpson
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"Son demasiados los años que me atrapan, por eso apenas puedo, vuelo" - M.M.
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"Yeah, I think I have had a new 'look' every year, I'm such a girl" - B. Mashburn
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"Some things once you do, they can never be undone" - Bill (KB)
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"Y ese arete rockero?!" - N. de Aquino
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"Luego nos vemos por estas calles tan inclinadas y feas" - M. Cantellano
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"I guess promises are better left unsaid" - A. Simpson
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"Marion looks like a dead zombie or something" - NK
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"Ay Dayana, tú y tu alternativez!" - Gaby
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"Rosita Punk rulz!" - Lula
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"You make wanna lala" - A. Simpson
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"She's not silly silvy, She is..MADWOMAN DIANA!" - Jo
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"*crossing fingers so Silvy's black-market-cell works out*" - Me
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"Easy there girly, just because you buy mobiles, and God knows what else, off the black market, doesn't mean you can call me such insulting names!! Haha" - Me
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"Pilas Dayana, pilas!" - Gaby
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"Coo-Cooness comes only natural after hanging out with me for a while" - Me
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"It's really poppy thou" - J. Simpson
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"Looking-for-a-non-smoking-non-alcohol-drinker-no-tatoos-no-piercings-good-boyfriend type of girl" - Lula
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"Silvy, you're suuuch a rebelde extrema wannabe!" - Lula
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"si a marit le gusta a mi tmb...lol" - Gaby
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"People say I'm a rocker and I'll tell them 'I don't know if I'm a rocker but I do rock! Hahaha" - Me
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"Joseph, Mary and the bastard child, it?s Diana!" - Silvy
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"yeeey I'm, Coo-coo haha" - Lula
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"I muted the tv when the country stuff was on..haha" - Marion
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"love advice from me? Nah..don't think so. When you listen to my lyrics soon you will understand that I am NOT the one to ask" - Marion
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"i'm Average!!.. decia q tenia habilidades en ciencia y math haha" - Gisela
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"El sexo no es como en las películas, en la vida real es más sucio y mejor" - Woody Allen.
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"Las amigas con como las sandias, por fuera se ven muy dulces y por dentro están podridas" - Mariel's Grandma
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"Disco de INTERPOL: $145.00, Teen Vogue: $45.00, un abrazo a tu madre que las consiente tanto, no tiene precio!" - My mom
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"La reina d lo premade!" - Silvy (referring to me)
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"No lo amo, pero suena bonito y hay que decirlo!" - Mariel
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"no ..si dayana es buena persona..y si es graciosa..a veces demasiado para ser cierto..otras veces normal..jaja" - Gaby
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"si no quieres compartir tu m?sica conmigo solo dilo...jajajaja monica pinal escribió eso" - Moni a.k.a. Granny Magic Hands
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"Sonás mil porcierto perversa!" - C. Garcia
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"El amor duró lo que duró el chupetón" - Mariel
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"I have an alergic reaction to the universe" - S. Cohen
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"Aparte, tiene sello de calidad non-crappy" - Silvy
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"Diana, no cabe duda que naciste para mandar!" - Mickey P.
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"Ya no kiero tener ojeras, no combinan con mi look nuevo" - Marcela
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"No te las des de la Srita. ?Yo no tomo ni una cerveza?!" - Mickey P.
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"Can we be friends?" - Martin--after dumping Tere lol
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"A pesar de que te molesto mucho y te digo dayana...para mi sigues siendo dianita...y a dianita no se le insulta" - Gaby
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"nta ke tE afEctO irtE kOn tu Mama! ia nO seaS mamOooN t OdiOo mueretEeee! -CAMBIATE DE CASA!" - Mariel to her bf...or exbf
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"Pon la (peli) de la muchacha mentirosa k rompe madera con las manos" - Mickey P.
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"Es que en la oscuridad no veo nada!" - Gaby
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"Once a cheater...always a slut" - Me (just modified the 2nd part)
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"La calentura entre cuates NO funciona" - Tere's friend
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"That's hot!" - Paris Hilton
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"Love is an excuse to get hurt" - Someone?
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"Los voluntarios son LA neta!" - Mua
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"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened" - Someone
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"Me quedé pensando mentalmente!" - Granny Magic Hands
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"People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege" - Someone
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"One day, you look at the person and see more than you did the day before, like a switch was flickered somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can imagine yourself with" - X Files
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"The older I get, the more I realized how fucked up the world is." - Jeff Hanneman
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"cuando huela a caca es que hay un hombre cerca" - Marcela
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"I hate being an opening act" - M. Raven
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"you're 'Diana' so you're a vip person cuz u are diana haha" - Silvy
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"Cu-cu, Cu-cu--->I do this thingy when someone's dementedç" - Me
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"shakira es alternativa enough para ti" - Moni
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"en vez de ir a unas escuela bien se me hace que te mandaron a una escuela de chistes" - Patty
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"Cuántos lados tiene un circulo?" - Moni
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"I'm a fried-chicken-coke kinda girl" - A. Simpson
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"When I listened to ya I was like oh god flashback to mexico city haha" - Silvy
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"If I could kill a video, it'd be all of Shakira's!!" - Gis
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"Yes well my country is stupid and they don't know who Marion is" - Linzi
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"Aww! My girl's grown up" - Gaby--when she first saw Marion's video
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"6 feet under? heads will roll? like, sooooo not me... I'm all about butterflies and flowers" - Lula
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"I already knew I was easy to love and hard to forget but not in extreme" - Silvy
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"D - Por qué los asiáticos tienen todo lo cool?
N - Para compensar por lo feos que son." - Convo with Norberto lol
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"Soy una chica a la antigua, no creo en los e-mails, prefiero llamar y colgar" SJP
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"Scandinavians only seem like their dead artists" - Mads Bjorkli
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"I really think you?re the coolest person in the world" - Douglas W.
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"Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one" - Tre Green Day
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"be right back.. I'm reading an articel that I haven't read on Marion Raven friends! Hehe" - Marion
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"G - Quiero ver la de...
D - House of Wax?!
G - No, la de La Casa de Cera!" - Me + Gaby--could she be any more silly? lol
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"M - just got together a band, I we will start rehearsing tomorrow--you would enjoy it..all girls will. They're pretty hot.
D - that's great!! are they all guys? coz I'd heard you may have a girl in the band...
M - No.. all boys! More fun for me! Haha" - Me + Marion
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"se me olvidaba q tu eres otro nivel, chikita y entiendes todo" - Tercero
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"D - Sabes cuál no he visto (peli) en DVD (para comprar)?--La Emboscada!
G - Se ve igual que en VHS!!" - Me + Gaby--pfffft, can you believe her?
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"No me quita nada reforzar mis conocimientos con un examen" - Jessy
- "I was just at a Shakira concert here in Stockholm, Sweden! And I thought of you." - Marion
- "me acaba de picar un zancudo en el cuello casi creo que parece chupetón" - Piporra Jr.
- "uno como es artista pues no nos preocupa nada" - Farola
- "I am stuck on Norway, 'cause Norway's stuck on me" - The Surrealist
- "Well, I mean, you get stuff there (TM) but in MRF you get to meet her (Marion)" - Suemitraa
- "Las tardes en que me siento incapaz de ser inteligente, finjo que me aburro" - Someone
- "Cállate o si no, ignoration a tus picturinas" - Piporra Jr.
- "More than just a Diana" - The Surrealist
- "I always thought she would drink those little girl colorful drinks" - Amin about Marion
- "Leia es princesa, senadora, luchadora por la libertad y un potencial Jedi. Rose es una pobre estúpida y además zorra." - Fa (on a Star Wars VS Titanic thing)
- "Soy una niña decente bien portada, kuera de nacimiento y muy guena" - Piporra Jr.
- "Pobres nacos los que pensaron que el cruz azul podía ganar" - Fa
- "Hope you're doing good Diana and don't give those boybands too much to drink! hahahahahaha" - Marion
- "- Fumas/Tomas?
- No qe asco! Namas los albañiles!" - Mariel
- "uyy ssiii tenemos 1 avatar, let's make some noise!!!" - Silvy (about our "opposition")
- "Tell the managment company to have her do her acoustic promo with me. Fuck my band, i wanna get my ass to mexico!!!!" - Sherman from Last Week (joking, of course)
- "The more awful the haircut, the slower it'll grow back" - Fa
- "Don't get mad, get revenge" - Fa
- "Canto hacia arriba...mirando a Dios" - Luis Miguel when he?s a kid--a stupid one btw lol
- "I'd be a MYSPACE WHORE! dammit, i wanna be one!!" - Jo
- "...te iras al cielo con todo y zapatitos..o mejor dicho..converse.." - Gaby
- "Hola, mi única amiga musicalmente culta" - Diego
- "I'm all about gourmet food now!" - Gichef
- "Son buena onda, pero como que esperan mucho de ti y tú no quieres dar mucho de ti" - Ruchita
- "...ya estuve viendo videos más alegres, no alegre gay sino alegre lejos de grotesco" - Diego
- "Todos deberíamos creer en algo... yo creo que me tomare otra copa." - Fa
- "That day I WASN'T in bed with the chicken! I was just watching his sleep" - Gichef
- "Está bien que ya aceptes la pirateria, te perdono por hablar mal de ella" - Diego
- "I love Poptarts even if I dunno what they are!" - Jo
- "Si quieres andar con Alonso tienes que ser una 'pedota' de primera" - Mitl
- "diana is sooo funny... i love her quotes" - Marvin
- "Once a waffler, always a waffler!!" - The Wafflers
- "Los odio. Me dan asco y al mismo tiempo me dan lástima." - Diego
- "I got a card from my grandparents with horses on them" - Jo
- "I'll agree to it just because I know you're under medication and contradicting you wouldn't be such a good idea." - Me @ Kath
- "I may not be very bright but I can lift very heavy stuff!" - Some guy's tee read this
- "yep, cos we're posting too fast..it makes you a spammyla! or in your case a spammelhoff" - Jo
- "you can not be rude to Diana" - Me
- "Tasha, como tacha, pero con 'S'!" - Mitl
- "uno tiene un 01 800 nomás de onda" - Angel 01 800
- "pinche Romano salado, mejor vete" - Remi
- "io no tngo la culpa q no le haias dado la bienvenida a la TECNOLOGIA!" - Gichef
- "Groupies is such a harsh word, those are working girls!" - Ben Moody
- "que wenos gustos, insisto, vente vamos a casarnos" - David
- "mm..nunca dude de tu capacidad para inventar tonterias..." - Gaby
- "que tiene marceluchiss que no tenga yooo para poner su nombre de nick???" - Patty
- "Tssssssss no te agrado, tssssssssssss, tsssssssss" - Marcela
- "Esa Jessica se quiere llevar a mi Dianita!" - Fer (my 3-yr-old cos) ain't she a cutie pie?
- "Posteriormente, procederé a tocolochearte" - David
- "- ANY SECRET TALENTS?
- Yea I can sing like shakira *blushes* lmao - Gichef?
- "Tú eres más diferente!" - Eliza
- "Pikitipaff!" - Mom
- "obvio va a querer que nos demos besos y eso" - Marcela
- "oseaaaa hellooooo!!! TIPO QUE no me puedo parecer a una vendedora de quesos, OSEa ni al caso, debe ser un super mega error de vision tuyo Y ASI" - Gaby mucking Patty
- "Ya encontré a todos, menos al que me falta" - Me
- "Si yo tuviera un esposo, no iría al café con él" - Gaby
- "Marceluchis rooocks, she is my inspiration" - Patty
- "Sabes hacer páginas website?" - Me--what an ass! lol
- "My mail box is stupid" - Marion
- "me da mucha tristeza que vivas en Jalapa porque casi no te veo y no puedo disfrutar de tu desagradable presencia" - Marcela
- "I have some sort of obsession with becoming wiser and weirder every day" - Dark_Harles from Marion's MB
- "if god would have wanted you different, he would have created you different" - Teresita
- "Que desagradable es caerle bien a quien me cae mal" - Not sure
- "La gente embarazada sucks!" - Alex Cruz
- "pero bueno, yo tmb querria mas a Dayana que a mi...awwwwwwwwwwwww" - Gaby
- "Cohen, I've always looked up to you, and not just because you're taller" - Summer (OC)
- "Tuve un sueño muy raro...soñé que destruían todos los edificios barrocos de México" - Mom--lmao this is indeed a weird dream, only my mom could have such dream
- "Está muy padrísimo" - Marcela
- "And today, "Don't Save Me" is finally out for sale. I'm going to be a dork and go to the record store to see it on the shelves." - Marit
- "you're a good PR person, you know that?" - Tommie
- "O sea, yo estornudo y ya está traducido!" - Me bragging and joking
- "ya imagino tus caras fresas que has de estar haciendo" - Liz (LMAO)
- "no me toques ese ritmo porque lloro" - Granny
- "malaca no me gusta y a mi panza tampoco" - Marceluchis
- "No quiero que tengas intereses virtuales con otro" - David (My virtual hubby lol)
- "jaja encontré algo que me tiene cagada de risa...mi diario de cuando ibamos en la prepa, así que dime un mes" - Tere--and it was funny, indeed!
- "Casi me vomito por la gasolinera de Bugambilias" - Alex C.
- "Cualquier duda favor de aclararla" - Super éxito--Pffft, they can't even write correctly!
- "Ella toma y yo no, porque que tal si me gusta y me vuelvo una alcohólica jaja" - Patty
- "Ay esa Dianita, siempre de influyente" - Gaby's mom
- "Por eso me dirigí a ti, hasta por el Messenger se te nota la clase" - Zetina
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